A HAWK FROM A HANDSAW: BOOKED

January 1-3: We have a few days off, so are retreating to the Victorian countryside outside Melbourne (as close to the outback as I am going to get, I am afraid) and taking a few days at the Royal Mail Hotel and restaurant, made famous by Anthony ... In order to get home with miles, we had to book with Air Tahiti Nui, with a layover in Tahiti. Not a problem for me, getting to stay in Tahiti for a night... except when you are that close to what is, in my imagination, ...